Where is the hickey?
I just put out an orange level terrorist threat on her punani
That shit is worth it...they got medicine for that now a days
Theres someone in the car behind me eating corn on the cob & talking on the phone
She kept screaming "best case scenario"
Woke up laying in the kitchen floor with a cup in one hand and the beer tap in the other. Guess I just needed that one last beer.
i mad aa ber float. budweiser nd ice creem. it amzig.
Someday. I cant very well invite myself to his dorm room. And I'm 28. The excuses to be drunk and running into him at uconn are rather slim. Although I'm working on it.
He came when he saw that my nipples were pieced
I dunno. We kind of want to have a hippie communing with nature type break. But because we're such alcoholics I feel like we'll just be wasted the whole time in addition to hugging trees and shit
I just sustained a forearm injury dancing to salt n peppa in my kitchen. Fack. I pushed it real good.
I've never said "lesbians" so many times in a short response answer
You could totally spank that new found Catholicism out of him.
Oh, and Harry Potter. We could be fuck-and-Harry-Potter buddies.
you went over there?
His drunk texts were grammatically perfect. At least our kids will be smart.
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