I've done 29 out of the 30 things to do to a naked man according to Cosmo. I don't know if that makes me innovative or slutty.
Genius.
You kept spitting the skittles out cause you said they tasted like "balls of sandpaper"
Just picture a bunch of Abraham Lincolns having an orgy.
oh god my hair smells like rotten vegetables, sweat, and tequila. I wanna party with your neighbors every night.
So your best guy friend eats your pussy once and a while, no big deal. It's like going to jiffy lube once and a while to let the professionals do it. Your husband should understand .
Based on the grey fur I pulled from my teeth, I think her vagina has mice.
The only people in the library at 5:00 on the friday after finals are homeless or pre-med.
I lost my bra, he lost his virginity. Seems like a fair trade off.
Unless he's under 18, in which case you put him back where you found him this instant.
If I were better looking, this would be the point where I'd resign myself to stripping.
Do you really want to know anything about the inner machinations of a furry's mind
I was legit late to work one day Bc it took me so long to get a good nude
He passed out in my car.
What's the problem?
HE'S STILL IN MY FUCKING CAR.
Apparently I drunkenly told him I was going to ride him to the rodeo and break him like a bronco, then I stole his nachos and beer. Adulting is hard!!!
And, by “make you dinner” I mean “have lots of sex and multiple orgasms.” So you should probably eat something and before you come over
And hydrate too
Randomize
