i mean i cnt help that this campus has the highest STI rate
GO HOME AND LIKE EVERYTHING ON COLT'S FACEBOOK UNTIL 2007.
Wtf it's a Friday night?
PRIORITIZE.
after he came i started crying. just to fuck with his head.
I probably shouldn't have followed up that rainbow sherbet with beef jerky. This is a whole new level of fat, even for me.
Holy christ fuck what has my trainwreck of a life come to just blew a 17 year old so help me god
We listened to Rod Stewart Pandora and slow danced in the shower.
You kind of have a nervous, desperate thing going on that isn't exactly catnip for bitches
I just held a marble with my kegel muscles for 5 min. You may call me COCKCLAMP 9000!!!!
What do you mean you don't want me to steal the manikin do you have any idea how expensive inflatable dolls are I can't get that for your birthday
What the hell do I have to give up to manifest a dick
I lost my bra at his grandma's house so there's that.
he's like the highest ranking tongue wizard i know.
Hey I didn't mean to come across like I was judging you about your liberal sexual choices. I would like details of your threesome if you need to talk about it!
I seriously just rolled a joint on my high school diploma. I feel like I've come so far.
Alcohol and video games. A solid Friday night. Even before covid
Randomize
