So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
Would you feel weird if I asked out ___?
You dont call on our son's bday but you want to know if I'll give you permission to date my best friend?
So...no?`
These people need to leave so I can have rum and Doritos at work like every other American.
you tried to clear everyones facebook status so that yours would be the only one on everyones home page
i have a "get your shit together" dinner with my parents tonight. After that ill be down to party
definitely just fell out of bed trying to plug in my phone. when did laziness start getting painful?
So basically he tried to get out of the car and crawl on the highway with the broken leg because he didn't want to go to the hospital. It was not a good time...then we got pizza though.
I can't believe they didnt cut us off after we all hugged each other and started singing "were the 3 best friends that anybody could have" RIGHT IN FRONT of the bar and bartender...
I legit just woke up on my couch, snuggled up next to some guy who's wearing my roommate's pink bathroble. What the fuck do they put in those shots?
This is most sickening thing I've ever seen, and I threw up my body weight in jello shots on my birthday.
They have a stripper pole on their deck. Normal.
That was the night, like, my hair caught on fire...
my nose is crying tears of wow.
You where banging on the wall asking us where we hid the door...you then crawled under the deck thinking you'd be safe. I told you to eat the nachos before the party...I told you.....
I blacked out after the piñata full of condoms
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