yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
Braces and a neon one piece. She looks 15.
i'm in love
I just masturbated mid-day, thinking of you
I think that is one of the most romantic things I have ever heard from a fuck buddy on v-day, there is a strong possibility that you will soon be my girlfriend.
I just stepped on my own foot and apologized to my shoe... THAT high.
i was picked up off the floor by a stripper, if thats not a new life low then i dont know what is.
I have shoes on. No pants. And my jacket pockets are full of ketchup and grass. Yes. Good night.
i just walked in on him masterbating..to a picture of me. that definitely has to be true love.
i found the one person in the world who takes longer to cum than i do... mutual dissatisfaction is probably not the best foundation for a relationship.
You basically told your boyfriend at the time you were going to shit in his hands.
And I meant every ounce of it.
After my mom met Tanner, she literally turned and said "he's from old money, top of his class at Emory, already has doctors courting him for jobs and judging from your vocal performance the other night, he's gifted in bed. Fake a pregnancy right now"
I come from her. Holy hell.
I like the wholesome side of you
I'm so goddamned horny I could use all my pent up energy to tear a redwood out by its roots.
I lost the back to your old name tag last night in a girls shirt. It got me a view of some titties though, I guess in some way you're still doing your brotherly deeds
I just connected with one of your drug dealers on LinkedIn.
If you sleep with him again I'll have you spayed
I woke up on a park bench with a nice homeless guy waking me up. I bought us Carl's Jr. Best birthday ever!
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