found a dugout with weed in it in dad's car. decided to top up the weed compartment with salvia. for fun.
is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
just woke up with a thong on my face, dont remember going home with anyone and its way too big for it to be a good thing
She clogged the toilet and got it out with a seven eleven bag. I tried to tell her no but she was convinced that was the logical thing to do.
He was carrying a rolled up carpet saying he was saving it for tomorrow's Walk of Fame.
he broke into my appartment and left me a waffle maker...
He was very impressed that you could put your hair in a ponytail by yourself while throwing up.
Idk tell her to wear something sluttty. I have that one skirt I got arrested in if she wants to borrow?
That man gives me hope. I can't help it. And by "hope" I mean "wood."
Just threw up in the MSO airport men's room. We're at that point this morning.
This chick had a condom box organized by size with dividers that glowed in the dark.
So there I was, eye fucking the waiter and I spilled beer all down my boobs
There's nothing classy about a pregnant girl at a frat party...remember that.
We were fucking in the bedroom then we heard Sports center on in the living room. He stopped midfuck when I started celebrating that my team won over his
I’ll always remember that day you sent me that random nude on accident lmao changed my life
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