It's like a parade of train wrecks.
I would give up sex for lent, but I think Jesus would understand that I went too long without it to go back now.
She walked into class late sat down for 5 min muttered 'oh i cant do this' and walked out. She looked like death.
We should party with her soon
I wonder if I could sublet my bathtub to anyone.
everyone contributed. i held her hair back, he rubbed my vag... it was a team effort.
Just seen a scantily clad pirate with 2 36 packs of natty ice on a bike riding with no hands. If she doesn't hit a speed bump she's golden and should be on the next Americas got talent.
You were shirtless with a cowboy hat in 15 degree weather then u shotgunned a can of mixed vegetable Progresso soup
Woke up in a kilt. And it's not my kilt. Drinking was a success.
She suggested that I come visit her in Europe and hook up with the heteroflexible Korean who sits next to her in class. Polylove is the best love.
Irrelevant. Does he have queso? That's the real question.
FINALLY GOT MY TENTH DICK. PARTY FOREVER
He said he didn't want to go down on me so I told him we were going to have an oral stalemate.
I mentioned the porn thing he mentioned a brother it all kinda just came together
Look, all I'm looking for is a good time and someone whose chest I can bury my face in
I want your cock. I also want to cuddle you and tell you how amazing you are, because you know balance.
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