his penis was like watching paranormal activity your very hyped up to see it but you think it might be very scary and in the end you didnt really see anything at all
I'm walking down the halls of our hotel and listening for sex noises and knocking when I do.
I always have to poop after I paint my nails. It never fails.
I don't really know I'm just giving her a key to get back in and the "don't get pregnant speech" and leaving it at that.
THC water in my coffee on the way to work. How's your Tuesday?
Did you know that scruff feels epic on boobs especially when they are covered in whip cream?
Im not coming back to that place until im drunk. If I walk in there sober Ill start screaming uncontrollably. Not words, just sounds.
that's all we do, eat and hve sex, eat and have sex. he thinks it's bad and that we need to talk more or whatever but I'm just not seeing the problem...
We need to make boob twerking a thing. I feel like that's why vine was invented
I didnt finish. My brain kept playing the duck tales theme thru the entire blow job
Judging by the progress I've made since I woke up (none) I'm thinking this hangover may keep me in bed.
He's hot and has an accent therefore you don't ask questions when he tells you to take your pants off.
You give an incredible blow job. I wanted to make sure you know it was appreciated
I wanna eat mushrooms and cuddle with a million dogs at once. I wanna know what heaven is like
Hot guy next to me on the flight lives near my grandparents. There’s a 100% chance I end up drunk and naked in his hot tub
Happy Thanksgiving to me!!!
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