clearly I should have checked to see if he was an NRA member before I went back to his house and woke up in Heston's haven.
so today I found out that she used to be a he....
are you gonna get a divorce?
I woke up face down on my laptop with three windows open: itunes, chat roulette and redtube
I don't think requesting him as a BBM contact is proper protocol following vomming in his bed.
Also managed to rip my pants and set myself on fire. And oddly enough I'm still not ready to ask for 2010 back.
Let's discuss options later this evening. I'll draw out said options and compare and contrast the "accessibility" of the costume for quickies. Because you never know. Halloween is full of surprises. I'll also compare practicality, level of skank, and creative features.
She's trying to feed the TV fried rice and screaming "FRIED RICE AND TEARS". Please bring me more booze.
I just puked so hard I pissed myself. Outta my ass. I just won hangover of the century.
yo btw licking skeptical coke off table right now
he fucked me with his goalie mask on. it was like sleeping with Darth Vader
It's just not St. Patrick's Day until someone pukes on your panties.
The cops high fived after they tackled you
fuck sobriety. I want to wake up tomorrow in a park or some shit.
Did I tell you I’m going on a date? His name is Michael and we both like dinosaurs and anal.
I'm so sorry for trying to eat your puzzle last night...
Randomize
