READY
for what?
TO HAVE SEXXXX
i think you have the wrong number
So I tried to call my phone from his phone and was like, "hey, my name is not in here..I thought you had my number" turns out he has my number saved as "gives good head"
You broke a window with your face. I don't think the landlord will be as impressed as we were.
but then the words kidney pain and possible testicle shrinkage kept ringing in my head
Bitch, I been tryna reach you all day to talk to you about these Dorito tacos.
It was like die hard. Except with more penises.
Someone with the Instagram name "hymenbreaker" just liked a photo of me and my grandma. I feel ashamed.
Definitely got a blow job in Charles Schwab's bed last night.
I love my job.
words I never want to hear dad say again: "Trevor you sexy man you"
WE HAVE WINE WHERE ARE YOU GUYS WE ARE BY THE GIANT EAGLE
It was great. He never spoke.
That's not why it was great, just that's all I remember.
He wore a t-shirt that had an arrow pointing to his crotch and "DO IT FOR THE VINE" on it.
At least he's honest about how long he'll last.
I mean, you've had my nipples in your mouth now, so I think we've reached a certain level of friendship.
you said, "I wonder what your mum is doing right now." in the middle of sex, of course I threw up on you.
The police officer that arrested me Friday night just bought me a shot
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