just throwing this out there: period starts tomorrow sooo either sex tonight or not until tues/weds.
i get a bj anyways so it's really your choice.
k i'll be over in 5.
I think I deserve the nobel peace prize for discovering that one should smoke before drinking instead of drinking before smoking.
I hate to say it, but I think my pandora being Marvin Gaye love songs was the prime reason for the bj last night
currently hungover, lying in bed and cutting cheese with my drivers license. ashamed? not even a little bit.
she's using the space heater to try to heat up a pop-tart...
I feel eeeverything like there's a rhythm and everything can be felt w/o ever touching it. And it's beautiful. Sunshine or raindrops it's like orgasming. Everything has a taste.
I woke up naked in his kitchen...His name is Mike and we're having a "what happened last night" beer.
I learn from experience and I experienced what it would be like to completely lose my mind and then wake up with a stab wound.
Then that means he's outwardly conservative. Inwardly he's a total gay horndog. He's like a spy that can ruin conservative plans.
I want to change all my life goals to that.
That's like doing a cinnamon challenge in my vag - but more painful.
The spirit of America is being too hungover to celebrate America right?
I'm on the fast track to lesbian land
Don't tell me you're on acid again
I've got a bottle of water, a bag of salad greens, and a bottle of hot sauce. How stoned do you think I am?
You smell like a steam boat captain.
Whatever your on right now, I want.
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