he pissed his pants, and she still wants to hook me up with him. I try not to date guys with bladder control problems... Unless they're loaded anyway.
can a guy be partially circumsized? cause i dont exactly know what i was lookng at...
i'm at the point now where i want him to say anything. even an apology for his boomerang-shaped penis would be nicer than no comment.
Just bought a german beer stein with tuition cash. no regrets
And for the fourth year in a row Christmas has ended in tears, yelling and me drinking. This is officially our longest running Christmas tradition.
I was naked with an australian flag taped to my boobs. Damn internationals think they can claim everything.
Just hit a cone using a lit sparkler. Tastes like I might die but it was magical.
This morning my mouth tasted like fruit trees, battery acid, and magnums. Transferring schools was the best decision Ive ever made.
I'm pretty sure every guy I've been with this weekend has made a solid attempt at getting me pregnant...
So my mom wants me to come swim with dolphins with my little sisters in October. I'm not sure how to tell her I saw a "when dolphins attack" special when I was rolling and am now terrified of them.
Vom Wallet is no more. We now boldly enter a responsible, adult era where we will not throw up liquor onto ourselves.
Can we put this graduation on the shelf figuratively and go drink
Yuck. My throat feels like someone chucked a couple of Maltov cocktails down it and finished it off with a super soaker filled with Jameson.
I'm pretty sure I just gave myself third degree burns from punching my pizza.
I accidentally told my mom I broke my drug nail this weekend
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