love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
I woke up and she had breakfast in bed for me
RUN RUN RUN RUN
Things overheard in WeHo: "Just drink a corona and eat some ass, you won't be hungry anymore"
Pooping in your heated bathroom to the sound of rain and instrumental guitar might be the greatest experience ever.
I cant prove it..but im almost positive that you were just outside my window watching me while eating out of a bag of Cheetos...
And there are taco shells on the ceiling fan
You've been drinking wine and eating bacon all afternoon. HOW IS THAT DOING GOOD?!?!
You know your high, when your chugging applesauce out of the jar with no utensils.
You will never truly trust yourself until you have shaved your armpits, legs, and vagina in the dark.
You know how hard it is to play cool while not drowning and appreciating a pair of butts at the same time?
I have a new favorite bar game. It's called, get dressed up and go drinking alone then make up random stories of why you are alone to look less like an alc
He was bigger soft than my ex was hard. A gold medal rebound.
And on a positive note i found a list that i made in 3rd grade titled "what to do if you want a guy to like you"
We put you in the box and you started to cry, that's how high you were.
The problem with adderall is that no matter what I'm doing, I feel like it was the most productive thing I've EVER done.
Did you alphabetize our spice cupboard again?
...You'll thank me later.
Randomize