I'm gunna smoke cigs today. I feel like I'm in that powerful and gritty mood which requires them
she has a tiny mouth but huuuge vocal chords
her underwear stopped being sexy when i saw her pubes sticking out of the top.
Found her in the closet eating mayo out of the jar with a knife
All I really need to know is how to say "where is the bathroom" and "I don't take it in the butt anymore". I think that will suffice.
Registered sex offender is the model in class today.... There are too many things wrong with him getting naked in front of a lot of college students.
there are teeth marks in the soap. why are there teeth marks in the soap.
i wanted to ask her what his dick looked like but i thought that would be weird for the first time i met her
We just weren't working out together, on a completely unrelated note some guy that i talked to on his grinder account said i could crash at his place
I envy your ninja level of don't give a fuck
Got cut off last night cuz this chick had her hands down my shorts and was blatantly playing with my dick while I was trying to order. apparently that's "frowned upon"
We can get drunk and battle coyotes
I don't know what she looks like but I'm pretty sure she has a pussy.
I'm eating pizza in the bathtub
There is no rule that you can't be in a room with more than one dick that's been inside you.
He weighed maybe 130, his dick had to be 30 of it. SO BIIIIG.
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