yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
Have you ever noticed that nowhere is the same thing as now here, i get my best ideas when i smoke
Im too awkward for one night stands. I need to hire someone to come clear them out of my bed before I wake up.
i'm sending her a home depot gift card for the hole i put in her wall. call it good?
The best part was that when i tried to chase her she ran off in one of those barbie motorized jeeps that little kids use and i chased her on a big wheel, thru lincoln terrace
Get here now. This is going to be possibly my most dangerous idea ever, and I'm the guy who challenged a hobo to a breakdance fight.
Do you remember that blonde girl he brought home from the bar on Friday night? She didn't leave until Monday afternoon. We didn't even know she was still in his room...what a sketchy weekend.
What if I told you that I had 160 ounces of cheap malt liquor in my backpack? Espn films 40 for 40s presents: Edward 40 hands. Our room. 11PM/10 central
Just saw a dude dressed as captain america driving down the highway. He saluted me.
Someone left me hummas on my door step between the hours of 1am-3am
Her neighbors? They're nice. Young family. Tried not to get puke on their side of the lawn.
I never thought in a million years that I would have a threesome with my boss and his wife and yet here we are.
I should stop using "Braveheart would do it" as a basis for decision making...
Truth. Though I have held steadfast to the notion while the rest of you wavered. I had faith in his homosexuality.
Riddle me this: why did I wake up next to a stuffed sword fish?
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