My sheets, bed, and bathroom are covered in blood. She needed 14 stitches after a trip to ER. This is the last white girl I ever hookup with.
Dont have access to internet. masturbating to shake weight commercial.
The water bill last month was outrageous. We have got to stop fucking for hours in the shower
Did he make you just lay your head next to his cock and talk to it again?
OMG OMG OMG DID YOU KNOW THERE ARE MINI CHOCOLATE COWBOY HATS THAT MEN CAN BUY FOR THEIR PENISES?
I have to shower first, I forgot I peed on my feet last night...
Will you be my therapist? I don't want to tell me secrets to a strange person and be judged all over again when you have already taken the time to do it. Oh and I will pay you with alcohol
If by "Are you drunk?" you mean "Did you just faceplant in the checkout line at Target?" the answer is yes.
HEY JUST FOUND A SHIT TON OF MONEY IN THE PURSE HE SENT BRB GONNA GO BUY ME SOME MALE STRIPPERS AND BATHE IN THESE TWENTY DOLLAR BILLS
Just had my first american. He tasted like freedom.
That was the night I passed out and someone threw chicken at me. SORRY I wasn't available to cockblock you from that Hispanic dude.
I don't care who you bring as long as they are fun and not a cop
I am sure I don't wanna know but I have to ask... Why is there a kiddie pool full of jello in the living room?
I almost wrecked my car because of a guy in skinny jeans had a boner
I have a bag of frozen peas on my vagina. If you want to talk about real problems.
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