Sorry, I have to go home and feed my nepotisms
Sorry, I can't talk, there's a herd of nepotisms headed my way
WHY DIDN'T ANYON E TELL ME SHE WAS SIXTEEN
I'm starting therapy this week.. Taylor Swift music isn't cutting it for me anymore
The world would have a new energy source if someone would just take a blacklight to the backseat of that slut's car
He thinks that since we have been dating six months, that he can do the helicopter with his penis. Not okay.
He had a curved dick....must be a european thing
Right, because I totally see myself driving all the way down there to fuck his world famous penis.
I haven't had a normal poop since halloween, we are not mixing vodka and tequila ever again
RESPECT THE VODQUILA
St. Patrick's day can kiss my ass. Still hungover. I guess I showed up at my gym blacked out yesterday morning. Like im not missing a gym day b
I've just had two stress filled days in a row , I'm just going to shower and await your penis
I am harder than a fucking diamond and Michael Bolton is playing. Your move.
I'm thankful I didn't get drunk and shit my pants this year. 🦃
Gave a guy a blowjob in a convent. Place in hell is now secured...
I just wanna fuck your brother. Sorry if thats a crime.
thanks for letting me have sex in your bed, too bad you didn't get to yet
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