so I'm never txting u again after today...
y?
cuz i don't wanna see it on blogspot :)
ha...too late
after we finished we were both getting water at the kitchen sink...butt naked
so?
then my sister's foreign roommate walked out...in footy pajamas
just put a funnel in my mouth and pour the tequila in with a little emergen-c
im not sure if this headache is from the car accident or cocaine withdrawl
FYI I'm about to upload a vid of you to facebook of you screaming "SNACK ATTACK" and throwing cheetos at everyone playing pong...
I'm allowed to be upset. I've never had that many fingers in my ass
we need to find an occasion to wear tutus
On the way home she put on a necklace with her name on it and wrote my name in sharpie across my chest so that in the morning we could avoid the awkward Idk who the fuck you are conversation. Best. Girl. Ever.
Come over so we can hookup and eat tacos. Those are 2 things you can't possibly turn down.
Yesterday was just the icing on the rejection cake that was my week
He just showed me how to break a chop stick with his ass.
Seriously. All I want right now is a 40 with a nipple on it, and a nap
Besides, I'm booked tomorrow. I'm planning on drinking heavily and crying in the bath.
it was a 'fall asleep on the bathroom floor after puking bc the cold tile is legit more comfortable than your bed' kind of night.
I just took a shot before my midterm. Gotta keep things in perspective.
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