Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
hey i know this is weird but does alcohol affect pregnancy tests?
Remember that amazing deer? You peed next to that dear..
it's 8 a.m. and there are people having sex at the foot of the strangers bed i'm in. the guy just asked the girl how she lost her baby weight so fast.
Yeah he's still asleep. I washed the blender out. He tried to make a ham-shake. Lets wait until after break to have that talk. I kind of want to see where this goes.
I'm wearing your poncho, and only your poncho. I'm not getting pulled over like this.
How did "just two beers for happy hour" turn into naked backyard wrestling?
Turns out the guy I peed on gave me a ride back to my dorm this morning.
You are a god.
He's against "violent sex" cause apparently my body is "sacred". Like dude I'm about to tell you about blowing your brother just so you'll fuck me like an animal Jesus Christ....
She licked my face when I was on the phone with a customer and I just laughed. Im not sure if thats good or bad
the amount of times i have been intoxicated, barefoot, and in a robe at 3 am at the quick check by your house is impressive, especially since i live an hour away
Woke up in a bathtub with both of my legs broken. How was your night?
How early is too early to start drinking when studying for the bar?
TYLER OWES ME SO MUCH
I LET A CREEPY MAN I DONT KNOW SUCK ON MY NIPPLES
Did your grand seduction include learning to play careless whisper on a kazoo or was that just a hobby
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