We should go out drinking together soon
I'm still not going to have sex with you
Do you think people stop being hipsters when they're naked? because that's what my research shows.
don't tell her this, but while we were doing it doggy style I picked up my phone and changed my status to "who let the dogs out"
My gym is having a pizza and beer party. God im starting to love this place.
You were telling me to give my phone mouth to mouth so it wouldn't die.. Should i be worried for you?
It's just one of those nights that , as long as you have the drugs, everything is going to be alright.
So, we bought a knight today. Nearly life size. Hes in the garage, so don't be startled.
The acoustics in my bra are fantastic.
I made him an O's fan. One pic of my tits coming out of a Baltimore shirt and it was done.
QUIT RUINING DICK PICTURE DAY
He was the highest I've ever seen. Almost had him convinced there are only three colors in the rainbow...
Good news. His dicks gotten wayy bigger since high school. I love Thanksgiving break.
it's like he didn't even know what a vagina was
I plan on getting so intoxicated, that I think it's MY own birthday
Can I play this game?
Tequila shots and throwing it at a bell.
This is dumb. I'll keep doing it.
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