this is amy. the small petlike person from the womens bathroom at the reef.
Do you think they'll have a special part during the BET awards for Michael Jackson even though he turned white?
well i just set every background of each phone in the verizon store to my face
Found a pint glass in my snow pants.
you might as well be a hobo. you were covered in pee last night hanging out on the stairs drunk.
right. well we all have our lows.
Oh, and she's that dumb bitch that goes out in public in full make up and sweats with uggs. I hope she falls face first in a bowl of queso and drowns
On the oral sex Super Bowl board I drew 7 and 1. If I get lucky, someone will be swallowing during Madonna's half time. I'm sure she'd approve.
U know that drunk state, where at 930 the next morning your sitting in a bath in ur bathing suit trying to sober up...yeah. That's where i am..
I wonder what blackout Alex would think of her?
probably "functioning vagina, must touch"
I just put on underwear fresh outta the dryer and it's like tiny Angels are giving them warm supportive hugs all over
i just realized... if i ever hook up with someone on my bed, we'll be fucking atop my animated batman themed bedset.
You know you had a good night when your wearing you best friends pants to work the next day
Can't we just go back to fucking and having your boyfriend think you're completely straight?
Remember when I was real fucked up and said I would give up utensils and only use chopsticks for lent?...just got the reminder on my phone.
I think/hope James is drunk. He's standing in the front lawn loudly declaring "I AM a popsicle!" Over and over....
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