The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
this guy just used the pickup line "God must have spent a little more time on you" I recognized the nsync lyric immediately.
they started playing Don't Stop Believin' and you had a melt down because it wasnt the Glee version
Don't you ever say "drinking at 2" as if it's a bad thing again. I'm asking you as a friend here.
We all told you to throw up but you just stuck your head in the toilet and screamed..
I'm concerned I'll look like a hooker on new years eve in this outfit
There are different standards on new years eve. To look like a hooker you literally need to be giving a guy head on the street while he's handing you cash.
Someone's having a good night if they're getting gummi bears and Astroglide.
I just commented on the education level of his penis.
So I thought the party was crazy before his pinky came off...
He told me I was 100% better then porn then passed out nto the cake
An image of us stuck like that like Pompeii comes to mind. A wonder for future anthropologists
Thanks for taking care of me. I hope I didn't pee in your car.
Double check your contract and see if it says anything about sleeping with your manager
It was great. He never spoke.
That's not why it was great, just that's all I remember.
Look get the dick out ur mouth and answer the phone
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