Whore.
I was being facetious
Don't try to hide behind big words.
My goal for the party is to get everyone in a diaper. Reasonable?
He's a collector of sorts
Any cool stuff?
You should see the collection of booggers in the carpet next to his desk
It was confusing and full of hummus
The bubbles in my bathtub are singing to me in german....
I found the other part of your tooth if you want to put it under your pillow
while i was sleeping he changed my screen saver to his dick with a heart frame around it. I just might be falling in love.
I am on a roof. I'm not sure which one, or why, or how, but I am on a roof and you should come get me. I can see info classrooms!
I went down on her for 35 minutes and didn't even get a handy. I've never felt more desire to be gay in my life.
Random question, but did I leave a spoon on your dresser last night?
Hahah what did you even say to him?!
That I was gonna inflate his vagina with a leaf blower?
Oh.
I got slapped by a drag queen and bitten on the arm by either a random girl or a weird mouth shaped dog. Tough to tell without seeing the teeth
As a courtesy going forward if you could not bang in my house that would be nice
i just had to ask the gas station attendant what state i was in... winning at life.
im in missouri by the way.
Unexpected pro of the hostel though: literally down the street from Coors Field. I could literally fart on the building in five minutes.
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