We're hooking up, I have a toothbrush at her place, and yet on leaving her apartment a minute ago we said goodbye with a hi five. WTF?
You're upset about this?
New record: 45 minutes. Afterwards I played We Are The Champions while we cuddled.
And you kept hanging up and calling back because you thought I wasn't greeting you properly.
so i turned around to do some reverse cowgirl when he said that this was such a better visual for him. Bad compliment or serious insult. i cant tell
Dude she only counts as your gf if you're home. We both signed the fair game contract when we became roommate. So are you really going to be mad or come eat a waffle with us?
THAT IS NOT SOMETHING YOU TELL SOMEBODY THE FIRST TIME YOU MEET THEM IN THE DARK.
i have a feeling i am the only one who can successfully pull off the "slutty kentucky derby" look.
We lost you in the mall, but to no surprise we found you waiting in line to sit on santas lap. You said you wanted to ask him for a pound of weed and a subway giftcard for xmas.
So I wore a corset to school. Fuck laundry.
I'm basically flying you out for a long weekend of sex and going to the zoo
I'm cool with that
Either she's trying to smother me and failing, or she just has a really bad sense of where her tits should go.
The only time we had a decent conversation was when he was on acid, and, like, that's not a great start to a relationship.
I'm eating chicken wings naked and hungover at 10am... Happy bday to me
did you call me last night and say you were being kidnapped?
i hooked up with all four beatles on halloween get on my level
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