I dont need to watch it. And stop comparing your life to Entourage.
would you ever date a girl who drove an 89 Chrysler LeBaron? - for the record it's a convertable
i just woke up at 8pm naked in my bed, with a fresh haircut. I wonder what barber i went to.
Its mothers day and I have choke marks around my neck. Thanks for that.
I'm not sure if you saw my recent facebook update, but I have already put the Radio Flyer wagon to good use. I had someone pull me to the nearest bar.
WHY. COME BACK. TRAPPED WITH ROOMMATE AND FALCON. SAVE ME. I HAVE HUMMUS.
if things do not go as planned you should see me walking down I81 blindfolded and pantless
My goal is to upperdeck the house I'm at, because it's some girl I don't know's birthday. Welcome to adulthood, bitch.
Ok I have to ask, whose idea was it to used crushed up norcos as margarita salt? And what did they say to convince everybody else to think it was a good idea?
Last night was just one giant freudian slip.
You made out with EVERYBODY.
Can I just bleach my life?
I think we should take up crocheing or stamp collecting....something completely lacking penises
Dad and I are shitfaced screaming at Canadians in Walmart. Life is good.
All you had to say was "damn dude that looks fun, I miss ice fishing." But you sent a picture of poop. Classy
I found out his moms name, maiden name, profession, and office location, his dads name and profession, his home phone, picture of their house, all of his work profiles, and the cost of their house. All I'm trying to do is find his damn twitter
Slept on the bathroom floor again. I hope when I turn 28 I’ll stop doing that
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