therell be strippers and coke right?
no strippers. just coke.
i hate this fuckin recession
I was on top riding him and his friend walks in and watched for a minute before he realized what was going on
Hopefully the semester will be over before she has a breakout. Then I can just avoid the situation entirely
I feel violated. a guy just did an ultrasound on my balls. He made eye contact..
Last night when I was hammered I set a reminder to tell you that your boobs are my favorite ones in the world, so this is me giving you that message.
Don't worry we did the "promise to get an abortion" handshake
i think i made a good impression on his friends wen i survived 55 cup beer pong
Tell him I thought his Superman stand on your bed and cum all over your back was quite funny
I remember telling you it was cold out because the sun was going to explode and people were going to fight for corn. I feel I've mislead you.
at least you know where his tattoos end, so it wasn't a complete waste of time.
You have plans tonight?
Stress crying into a bottle of long island ice tea mix...other than that nope
It's getting harder and harder to fake orgasms as I get older.
He came to my Harry Potter marathon wearing a Hogwarts uniform. Of course I fucked him.
So, got kind of drunk last night, made out with some guy, and somehow stole his credit card. Don't even know.
It's not above me to sleep with him solely for his authentic budweiser shirt
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