Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
I just told my parents that Capt'n Crunch does weird things to my mouth... my dad just stared at me
He chugged from a bottle of wine and then we had pretend sex
How do you have pretend sex?
It was bad...so it was pretend
he just kept going up to random asian girls and yelling at them for breaking up the beatles
Watching intervention at a bar. Who let this happen??
It's never good when you wake up covered with burns
You threw up on yourself, then proceeded to tell us "to not make a mess in your car"
Shit, I may have left some acid in your bathroom last night. Has he been in there lately.
wine lets you be on time to class apparently
This is a dangerous realization
Be there soon... with munchies, blow jobs and shoulder rubs.
1st rule of birth control pills: do not stop taking birth control pills. 2nd rule of birth control pills: do NOT STOP taking birth control pills.
I woke up naked under desk at her apt once during my freshman year. I should have known that friendship was of a different breed...
Let's run into the wild and just eat berries and have sex all the time.
A young (I'm going to guess late middle school age) kid shouted at me from the crosswalk GAS PUMP OF SHAME! I have peaked in life.
I swear I'm an adult. I say as I send my mom to go find me green lucky charms and lady gaga oreos
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