North Korea, Best Korea!
Yeah..And after he fingered me, he wiped it on my face and laughed.
ew wtf
chinese tourists just took a picture of me....im pretty sure i heard the bus drive say something about shame.
When I woke up in the parking lot today I decided it is not a good idea to hang out with you anymore.
I was trying not to text you this weekend, so I deleted your number when I was sober. Then auto restore at midnight. It was like drunk magic
Get out here. Doing shots with the delivery guy. Also, the food is here
Just walked out of my apartment and came face to face with a shirtless dude playing with his balls and trying to tie his shoes.
We haven't even moved into the apartment yet and she has already screwed two of our neighbors. This is going to be the longest 12 month lease of my life.
Hey, I didn't ask that stripper to put her unds in my mouth, it was just covered by the plus package fee I ordered.
Im tired as fuck but i cant leave him here like this i gave him the acid and i feel the responsibillity to put his mind back together its fun im an architect about to about to construct a whole new belief and moral system inside this soul. Talk about the best psychothearpy
Explain it like you would if you were talking to a 5 yo
Wait no, like you would to a stoned high school freshman.
It was one of those "wake up holding a random metal flower" kind of nights.
I think a kid would responsible me up
nothing like walking in the house at 3 am in my panties and a sheer shirt carrying a life sized cardboard dale earnhardt jr
looked it up online and zoo tickets are only 20 bucks and there's also a museum of science close to the hotel.
i'm not going to a FUCKING museum. i want to be wasted and possibly double penetrated... have you EVER been on vacation?
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