I have all these new brothers and sisters I'm just now finding out about
next time a party gets busted lets get a group photo first.
Let's put it this way, it's 9am and that box of wine looks like the cure
In a car. Threw up in my mouth. Haven't said a word in 10 minutes.
dude she looked like Newman from Seinfeld I'm done with this wingman shit
got my wristband ripped off, was told i can only be served water. please find me, i'll be running through the fountain
I hate him and his pretentious your-sleeping-in-the-wet-spot look.
She walked out and announced that he was now part of our confused, incestuous, glorious eskimo family. I've never been more proud.
Campus is too small for this to keep happening
She's chasing her own tail and is afraid of her own feet. My stoner cat, ladies and gentlemen.
Why am I not blowing coke off your ass at my apartment?
Say whatever you bloody well like; you don't know the true meaning of life until you have smoked to a Sade cd.
But no. So do not give him one damn penny. Unless they are in a sock and you are hitting him with it.
logically I know i should probably study somewhere outside my dorm room, but if I do that then I cant drink and smoke half as much while i study
Be careful, there is sex in the air.
So how often do you needs to see my tits today then?
Randomize
