Sry I called you an 8
Ok just saw a girl open a pillbox, dump it out on her notebook and count out 13 adderall tabs and put them in a baggie and leave. Oh hey college.
I just looked at all of our spring break pictures... there's a guy getting a blow job in the background of the ones on the beach.
The "puke-towel" started to grow something...
we are playing family charades. my sister pointed at me. everyone guessed alcoholic.
I kno. She bruised her chin trying to swim thru the hardwood floor.
I got kicked out of a mexican restaurant last night for being too drunk. This is getting dangerously close to rock bottom
as she was beating the hell out of his ex, she screamed prison rules, and smashed her head with a beer bottle. I'm oddly afraid yet so attracted to her now.
Just found out he cheated on me last night. But its Shark Week so I will deal with it next week.
I should have slept with you when you were wearing the gorilla suit. I've had dreams about your chest hair. I hope jail wasn't too bad.
where are you?
talk to ya later, gotta sled down these stairs real quick
I need a hug and tequila
I'm sitting next to a milk crate full of tequila right now
This is why we need to live in the same city again
So... How much of our rent is drug money?
I think my biggest regret in life is not banging you in the science museum
why the hell did we go to a rave last night?
we didn't?
definitely went to a bar with strobe lights
JENNIFER. You passed out in a toilet with a color changing light in it.
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