We were chasing that deer in the quad and next thing I remember I woke up in my RAs bed. I'm probably in trouble.
he said i was chugging vodka in the parking lot, gave my # to a married man, started a food fight, and passed out at the bar. how could he NOT consider that a good first date???
Drinking bud light and eating rice cakes...this is the closest to getting in shape for spring break as its going to get.
They call it the Collection Couch because all 4 room mates have slept with at least 3 different girls on it. He tried to seal the deal with "would you like to be number 14?"
And sadly I did.
she's telling me all about the love triangles of her sims. you tell me how it's going.
For once I'd like to have a Taco Sunday without having some random drunk chick flee my house half naked and in tears.
You know what, don't even answer. Just promise me you'll go to the Corner of Shame when you get home.
I knew us throwing ourselves at him back in the day would pay off. I'm gonna b a divorcees rebound. Score!
If you take a post shower shit just get back in bed. You're better off starting your whole morning all over again.
Dude, that was like bongs ago.
I think we ended 5-7 relationships as well this weekend...so another good stat
He said his name was Tony, after last night I will refer to him as Tiny
Would it be creepy if I masturbated with my face in the pillow he slept on last night? Cuz I'm pretty sure that's about to happen
he took a fucking pitcher of koolaid and vodka to the bath with him... i wake up from my blackout to his roomate screaming cause he spilled it and passed out in the middle of a blood red tub. she thought he killed himself. jesus christ its only the first day of break and i already regret coming home
Ahhh, beer. My second favorite breakfast drink.
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