I love being friends with rich people. I get laid by association.
please quote me on this- the only thing worse than being ugly is being ugly and thinking that you're pretty
I am drunk as shit eating pancakes. I am not the person to call.
i kinda regret how quickly i gave it up to him, but i just wanted the regular fucking to begin soon. ah we made good memories.
Oh well shit happens. This is my not worried face. This is also my still decently drunk face.
He pulled a potato out of his bag in the library. A WHOLE FRIGGIN POTATO. He ate it like it was an apple and waved at the librarian as she stared at him.
Fuck him for salsa, please. I heard its a good recipe.
I woke up to find my purse full of puke, and all I could think was not again.
Dunno why I keep hitting snooze. It's never gonna give me the kind of sleep I need to be sober.
Also I just had a flash back ... He told me I have nice nipples and then asked me about yours..
How the fuck did I get back? Last thing I remember is being on some hot guy's shoulders yelling at girls shaking their asses
We'll talk about it later...
New rule: if someone asks if you would like to snort a xanax the answer is no.
Of course I fucked her, her man stole my bike when we were kids
Thank you for dog sitting, there is $60 on my desk to be spent on DRUGS AND/OR GAS ONLY not that food stuff people crave.
I have acquired a mango...tonight is successful so far
Her name is susan
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