lol you are funny thanks bro I'll take you to a strip club
I don't wanna go to a strip club I'd rather get my boobs free or earn them from a series of good deeds
Ha! What's wrong with that? Hard work deserves compensation. I accept cash, checks, and boobies!
what do kids with lesbian moms do for father's day? like do you talk about it? is it awkward? do you get the butchy mom a card?
I am so horny I keep driving over the rumble strips... best half hour ever.
So we stole all of the newspapers out of the stands within a 1 mile radius and filled up her car with crumpled newspaper.
Who leaves their car unlocked at night?
Someone who wants to read the newspaper.
I know...I feel like disliking her as a person on facebook
i just realized why god gave us younger siblings....to DD for us when we come home for the summers
Your remote is drenched in lotion and you expect me to believe you weren't masturbating?!
I don't know what happen last night but the fact that it's 9 am and I need to put my dick in something means it didn't go as planned.
Ya, found out why there were rat traps in my bed. Guess I pissed in Sams room so he went to the store and got them and put them on my bed and put tabasco in his humidifier and put it in my room
I have got to stop making out with redheads. I need to sign my life over to my dad like Britney Spears.
I dreampt that we were shooting zombies while we having sex. Is that normal?
I was so drunk that I passed out before I could do or say anything I'd regret. My low alcohol tolerance is like a guardian angel.
But now I'm just thinking when he said he "worked for the airline" he actually meant drug smuggling.
I have been drunk every time I've gone to mexico. I do not remember mexico.
I had to explain to the doctor why I'm peeing blood. He still didn't believe a girl would have that much sex... You could feel the judgement forming in the room when I went into the details...
Damn, well a girls gotta get laid too
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