I was about to buy asher roth's album and then i realized he was a ginger. can't support
is it bad if I use the term bowl as a measurement of time, as in how long it takes to smoke a bowl?
dude it was like an art museum there were boobs everywhere
I ended up taking shots of whiskey and chasing them with potato wedges, I have never felt more Irish
I just realized. my grades aren't ready for st patties day...
Woke up with a full plate of KFC next to my face. I didn't really question it.
Ed's in which sucks about a thousand cocks... But thats 1800 less than working with Alex so it's gonna be a good day
All those movies are bullshit, there is no way to run down a line of parked cars, they`re too far apart. my faces hurts so much right now
Fuck. I have to get my shit together by lunch. Mission impossible.
Like I respect him so much I would suck his dick
In a very non respectful way
5 minutes Isn't even long enough to bring me even close to an orgasm. How selfish. Think about baseball and fuck me you idiot.
My parents are paying for my knee surgery for my birthday. What costume will look good on crutches for my Halloween Birthday?
Welcome to adulthood.
She doesn't believe I only want to use you for sex. She has a much higher opinion of me than either of us do.
So I fucked a guy with his mouth wired shut last night never thought id cross that off my imaginary bucket list
You tried to chase every shot with a blueberry.
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