He said he was just looking at my pictures and was thinking about how he wanted to cut my hair..then dye it black and put platnium blonde extensions throughout it and layer my hair
You want to go to a white party at LAX
Clubs are lame especially themed ones. Im not in a fucking episode of laguna beach
You and your empty threats of no sex. Like.u.cud.hold.out.
i just woke up and "where the fuck is taco bell" was in my search engine...
Desperate + desperate does not equal a fun night.
you just stared at your feet and said some shit about the molecules dancing and how you had just solved physics.
I woke up with my keys safelty pinned to my thong. It's gonna be a great day.
You insisted on squirting shots of captain morgan in your mouth with a turkey baster by like 930.
He showed up 3 hours late wearing roller skates and acted like nothing was wrong with that.
I've never been so embarrassed. It's like waking up as Fred Durst.
I need a thor helmet and I need to find my heavy duty drinking mug
The date officially concluded on the phrase "Nosh dat vag".
You literally spelled every word wrong or with numbers except for "drunk", which you used all caps for.
I felt the need to accentuate it....
"Like what guy would respond to 'let's fuck. I've got bagels'??"
REMEBER. We are young, horny, and poor. If someone wants to give us alcohol... TAKE. IT.
Randomize
