vegan vag taste different. and not a good different
You should have been there to see the look on her face when I told her that my dog gives better head than her. It was a beautiful symphony of shock, anger, and disbelief.
I was really stoned haha. I had sex with her while I cooked scrambled eggs.
I stuck a note to his door with my gum explaining why i couldn't spend the night. as i was walking away, he opened the door...i fell down and played dead. deffinitly didn't see me.
Every shot buddy I have I end up blowing. I don't know whether this pattern is good or bad.
Chicken wings don't come back up an through your nose as easily as you'd think
I was getting sick from all the peanut butter I had to lick off
Stop bitching. YOU SHOULD FEEL BLESSED TO HAVE LICKED PEANUT BUTTER OFF OF THESE TOTTERS
I misjudged the power of my pelvic thrusting capabilities. His nose is broken. Thoughts?
The sense of comroderie I've built with my liver over the course of this semester is beautiful
My code for I need help will be if I'm holding a bud light lime..
Getting your clit pierced is not something you want to trust to a crazy girl with an ice cube, some vodka, and a sewing needle. Trust me. I learned that the hard way.
Soooo we should kick it sometime when it's like light outside. Drink outta cups.. Be bitches. 7, 6, 3, 5.. 4, 2, 1... Sschhkiddaellladiieessscchk
Remember when I made out with that stranger at the bar on my 21 in chicago? I wonder how he's doing
How can you tell that you're blacked out ?
You can feel it in your nipples.
Santa tracker drinking game, you in or what?
Randomize
