took him home. told him i would rock his world. passed out. a for effort f for follow thru
how do i tell her that i need alcohol to fuck her but at the same time i cant get a hard on with alcohol.
did you by any chance leave me that 7 minute long voicemail of you running and constantly tripping into bushes?
She's more of a "I'm gonna get herpes no matter how great her face looks like" pretty
It was like getting head from an anaconda
The pride tent is doing free lube tastings. There is also a mechanical bull.
You need 4-7 business day to recover from a fingering like that.
U offered to motor boat her and it somehow turned into u two going on a sunset cruise in Newport. At 3am.
Just pulled a Kenny Powers on a snowmobile
I taught her to play Monopoly. She sold me her bra to keep from going bankrupt.
totally just stole a 24 pack straight out of the miller truck
Well start with a list of things you don't want to do... Like maybe 1) I don't want join Isis. That's a good start.
just walked passed a black light...apparently he DID cum.
So I might join you on the drunk train on the way to poor decisions.
Theres a free llama on craigslist. Are you in or are you in?
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