im insabelyl wasted and diont know if ill yexyed tou. call me
i think 'regret' was last night's theme. i could taste it in my mouth and woke up next to it.
According to the transitive property, he has now had dick in his mouth.
Homeless guy on the metro is drinking beer out of a coke bottle. Hello friend.
Ifound a recepit for a hotel room in my sock. soo.. Ithink thats where my dog is.
I don't think he wanted to hear that my most serious relationship was my 1 1/2 year fuck buddy... I think he figured out that's where he's heading
I keep reminding myself that my vagina isn't a homeless shelter.
friends don't put videos of other friends on youtube puking on their professor on the first day
so the x-ray technician didnt buy my story of falling off a curb. she said a fall of that height couldnt snap the bone that way. bitch called me a drunken idiot too. if she wasnt so hot i'd be angry
The night went downhill when he lit her purse on fire and tried putting it out with vodka
smoked some of that legal weed last night, felt like God himself legit bent me over his knee and spanked my ass. Never again..never.
The girl who comes up after me always strips to Lana Del Rey. I didn't think working in a strip club could be any more depressing.
Ok so I need a recap of last night...
YOU SPENT SIX DOLLARS AT NICKEL BEER NIGHT!!! How's that
Yeah I knew you'd like him. He's emotionally and physically self destructive.
We would have so much to talk about!
I need to find a divorced guy with a boat and let my tits do the talking
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