then they high fived as they party boyed me. I was a policewoman sandwhich. I love you halloween.
i had confetti in my bra
i still find it in random places like a shoe or my car. that week haunts me
I'm not sure what happened last night but I woke up next to him and I was wearing nothing but my grandpa's diabetic socks, so I'm letting that fill in the blanks.
Pretty sure I was rubbing Halloween candy all over my face and saying "these are my bitches."
New level of stoned. My Terry's Chocolate Orange didn't 'whack-and-unwrap' so I ate it like an apple.
I woke up in the ER. This living like theres no tomorrow really could mean theres no tomorrow.
Nothing like the It's a Small World ride at Disneyland to remind you to take your birth control. I took it on the boat yesterday
Every bathroom has like throw up and like bagels in it. Richie didn't even have bagels.
I said that I'm avoiding parties and guys, and the freshman girl just laughed
Dude. Steinbecking. It's when you double-fist coffee and alcohol to help you meet a writing deadline.
A good drinking club with a running problem, improves endurance in both I have observed this evening.
2 for 1 beer results in multiples of 2 so what should be a beer or two becomes 4 or 6. But running, alleviates the need for a DD.
He said he remembers me...standing on a snowy roof, smoking a blunt, yelling "you're pretty fly for a white guy" at him. Sounds about right.
I caught myself caressing my own hand while nurturing a glass of bourbon. I think it's time to get back out there.
if people come over to pregame will you hide my Oreos?
Dennis picked up a 50 year old woman. Then he and Dan got in a fight and jumped out of the limo. No one knows what happened to them.
Randomize