I saved him in my fone as special pumba. he was just pumba but then he found me drugs
My mom just found some of our lube mixed in with my box of pots and pans. I hate moving home.
It's hard to believe so much cum came out of such a small penis.
She just took off her shirt and jumped in the kiddie pool. We're not leaving.
Just watched the couple I sit for and 4 of their friends shotgun beers like college kids. Please let this be us when we get older.
pregamed for the floor meeting. so stoned. i keep thinking my RA is shrinking.
I was wearing the shirt my little sister got for her birthday when the condom broke. I finally have it back to her and told her it was bad luck
I think I died last night.
Yeah, you got carried home
I'm currently giving my drug dealer relationship advice. He's a nice guy and all but I'm really just hoping I get some free weed
Bianca brought a stripper home he's making me breakfast
I would use the term shit faced but I'm too polite for that
Calm down I'm not kidnapping the bartender
The last time I saw you, you were giving the stripper a lap dance.
what the fuck happened to the tacos
A fire alarm is going off in some building, people are running around naked and people are passed out in the MIDDLE of the sidewalk. If they ban parties again, I'm going to be pissed.
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