why is it impossible to run with a back pack without looking like a giant d-bag?
haha... you gave me a great visual of you in high white socks running with a backpack with eye of the tiger playing in the background
that only happened once.
i was so high i thought his mole came off and was flying around
he just asked me if he could show me what he wanted to do to me using his action figures. where do i find these freaks?
i just threw up in a potted plant at home depot
thanks 4 putting "im not your boyfriend baby" on my sex playlist. she just got pissed and left.
One person in the car. Three blizzards. Alot of judging.
they shut off the water. shaving my legs with soda. that desperate.
I knew it was different as soon as you told me you slept with him and didn't tell me about his dick
my mom and grandma just had a splits competition. slut runs in the family
bro, your right, i shouldn't feel embarrassed about taking shots from a penis-shaped ice sculpture
Some days you just pee in a stairwell and go home.
Lets start a coed nudist frat/sorority. It would be amazing. Or just an orgy club. It would also be amazing
Pretty sure I just puked up sand. And nothing else.
She licked my face when I was on the phone with a customer and I just laughed. Im not sure if thats good or bad
why do all the dudes in this porno look like billy ray cyrus
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