i don't like sucking hair
wouldve been great, if we lived in constant slow motion cause that shit lasted 30 seconds and half the time he was putting on the condom
she fell down the flight of stairs and was fine until she saw the two broken beer bottles on the ground by her.
thats a woman
CAN CRIS ANGEL JUST LOOK NORMAL FOR ONCE?!
I was totally going to sleep with him, until he got naked and started swinging around his boner singing "I'm so hard. oh yeah yeah yeah, I'm so hard" like Rihanna.
I found it funny that her boobs actually kinda felt like a bag of sand. the 40 year old virgin should feel better about himself.
I'm having post traumatic stress flashbacks of last night. That big. Don't know whether to call him again or change my name...
had to split buying plan b over two cards. I will no longer challenge people to get on my level
Guess who is playing his new drum set when his roommate gets home to teach her a lesson about binge drinking to the point of being taken to the emergency room?
Having to explain to my dad why there are chicken wings to the pool filter, new low.
You kept trying to use my cat as a napkin.
btw, whatever u do, dont try and take that towel away from her..i tried, it got ugly..she said some things im sure she regrets.
Just don't let me do two things: Beer bongs filled with vodka or shot competitions
I should buy myself lingerie for Valentine’s Day instead of a present for you because I am the present
Uber southern baptist grandma and uber flaming cousin just got into an argument about whether jesus is OK with gay marriage. Aren't these things only supposed to happen at Thanksgiving?
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