That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
Shit chicky whatchu wearin rt now, ur skins?
Oh dear, kinda... in ur sweats!
U look good, r we getting naked in ur car?
i'm signing you up for texting rehab
I put my bosses number in my phone as "Do not call," I shouldve known my drunk curiosity would overcome any desire I had to keep my job.
again?
reasons why jon gosselin is probably ur biological father: 1. ur half asian 2. hes everyones biological father 3. u wear ed hardy
sounds legit
Her hair smelled like a rat dipped in mustard on fire
I dont think punching her boob is the type of reverse psychology that will get her to blow you.
If this wasn't a work function my tits would be out already.
i have officially banned the recreational use of bayonets.
You came over, called every girl Comrade Heather, and then declared that you were an Eagle, and we were your young.
So all in all, a good night.
Just got my stitches out.. Now I can give a proper hand job
I sat on the bathroom floor yelling "hell hath no fury!" for about 20 minutes.
It's definitely revenge time.
Found her grinding on my boss with her tongue down her throat last night. Guess who just got promoted!
You know the bunny onesie you sent me? Happy Halloween, I just did the hop of shame.
just realized I'll be in a check out line with just Hershey syrup and condoms. I don't know if I am setting a good image for our generation
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