My vagina is so ashamed right now. It won't even look at me.
We'll make it into fun. If I can make wii bowling into a drinking game, I can make studying spanish into a sex game.
So, when he came he screamed MORTAL KOMBAT!!!! at the top of his lungs and all of his roomates yelled back FINISH HER!!!!.....yeah kinda akward
once my pubes got caught on her snaggletooth it was all downhill from there
He came inside me, looked me in the eye and said, "Happy Mother's Day"
what customs doesn't know wont hurt them
I woke up on karas dogs bed. Lets evaluate our lives.
This guy punched out a light, puked in the sink, stole the mailbox, then tried to tell ME that I had to leave the party... Then his dog shit on the floor.
Broeke and glass. I feel so and. Appilogixe in morbing.
if a CSI technician examined our hotel room with a black light he'd think we hit the Pulse button a DNA blender without a lid
I just bought a blender and 120 pizza rolls. Bring tequila.
There's a weed, money and oreo filled pinata promised for our party.
Brother gave me a harry potter philosophy book for xmas we need to get stoned and talk about this.
Do you think if I explain to her I want to have loud, unprotected sex with her sister she'll understand?
That 2-CB was ass.
You mean the asprin cut with pez?
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