I wish life had little blips of pornography
I know the vomits not mine cause its on my back.
So I accidentally txted this girl with the same name as the one im seeing, as it turns out shes still dtf
Calling yourself a modern day Geisha doesn't justify being a whore.
I just had someone I don't even know on Facebook message me saying it seems like I drink too much and should slow down.
I hope I take a shit on your face in your dreams tonight.
im sober
you just pulled your sweatpants out of your bag and thanked them for being alive
I wasn't vocally whispering "she wants to bite your dick off" about that kirsten girl was I?
get ready to load up the weird cannon and blow a load of buck-wildness all over the place people
These kids are nice. Shrooms make everything so nice.
Let's just says his mouth writes a lot of checks that his penis just can't cash. Don't waste your time.
It's like everything I need in life within a five block radius: booze, toilets, dogs, dicks.
He's just been a dick since he set his face on fire. I just wanted to eat a fucking hot dog.
But he said I was unpatriotic for not having sex with him. What was I suppose to say to that?
What use have I for dignity? It just get's in the way of the really fun stuff.
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