her vagine was all disorganized.
Do you think when graham bell invented the phone he ever thought that people would be using them to facebook on the shitter?
i wish there was a holiday celebrated with pizza eating
Doctor said I have sports induced asthma.
Call me old fashioned, but around here we call that "out of shape."
Hooking up with one of the deadbeat dads from Teen Mom does not qualify as banging a celebrity.
I just past a guy who was biking and double fisting wit glass beer bottles. That is what i call talent
Still can't believe they give people like us a drivers license and college degree.
I knew shit got real when the pinapple was gone and people were just passing around the core and gnawing on it.
There's a certain level of slut that i can handle.... I think she just broke that scale
on the list of things i learned today that are not stripper poles: ex-boyfriends, table legs, and police officers.
We left your bucket of puke on your doorstep to clean out yourself. You're welcome.
she trying to cartwheel up the stairs... not going so well
Of course I will... FYI I just gave my balls a crew cut.
Please brint me miilk. I am on the floor but my door is open. Thank you, i appreciate u verry much.
Want to meet at a cool spot and just park like cops side-by-side and you can eat some potatoes and I can smoke a cigarette in your face?
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