when I scratched it gently some sort of watery looking stuff came out...so then I just stopped thinknig about it.
how was the sex?
he smelled like pickles and burnt hair.
well, there's that.
I realized that I've made out with a different boy almost every time we've gone to mcgoreys....I don't need a boyfriend...I have that bar
The ratio was 19 to 1 and the 1 was lauren so it didn't even count.
Going to get tested monday. You're coming with. Bonding time, slut style.
shes a 6ft ginger. she brings nothing to the table except for awkwardness
I'm so proud of your ability to turn my Charlie horse last night into anal sex.
saw a man tazing a raccoon in the middle of the street last night... normal
I miss waking up knowing you're passed out under my bed.
i want to go make food but i'll have to face my mom after telling her that the random i'm sleeping with, whose name i don't know, told me I was "too slutty to be his girlfriend" when i was drunk last night
She got the hiccups while deep throating me. It was epic. Once in a lifetime experience.
MY TWIN SISTER IS ENGAGED. I REPEAT, MY SCREW UP OF A SISTER IS ENGAGED. THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
I'll be there in 20 with vodka.
Hi please disregard the last text and if you'd like our entire interaction
Done
anyways, do you want to make more embarrassing memories that im bound to remind you about later and laugh about?
It's official. My little brother has had more sex in my car than I have. I'm still tied with my little sister. I hate everybody.
Randomize