If you had to guess, would you say that as a species, midgets are more or less flammable than humans?
Less. Duh. They have less combustible mass.
left comments onEVRY SINGLE1of my posts n status updates.Im done dating freshmen
on my arm i have a score card from when we apparently had a competition to see who could harden his nipples fastest..
who won?
THAT is your concern right now?
We gave a starfish gin and Lucky Charms. I think it enjoyed it. Best trip to the beach ever.
I fucked him in the bathroom at Cedar Point. if it hadn't been for me already combining my two favorite things in the world the whole bathroom thing would have been a little disgusting.
I think Charlie st. Cloud is the saddest thing I can masturbate to.
He just laughed at his drink laid on the floor and crawled to the bathroom
That's science, my friend. Boner science.
Its not that I'm getting free haircuts... Its just that she is paying for sex with haircuts...
The shit I just took was four, very distinct colors. Jager night was a success
She just rubbed her face up and down my six pack cooing. Equal measure of weird and hot.
So I just bought e from my sophomore home ec teacher. How's your weekend going?
My RA just sigh me high as fuck acting like a zombie and scratching at my door. Thoughts?
Also fuck yeah conspiracy
My boyfriend just called me on his poop break from work.... Is that what you meant by moving too fast?
Randomize