You screamed 'pound me, you big thick stud.' I looked around for porn cameras.
Shut up. I did not.
I really wish I was making that up.
just saw ex-bf. should he be more embarrassed to be a college dropout working at rite aid or should i be because i was buying newports and rembrant?
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god I hate her. why can't she just fuck and leave like a normal slut.
If Andre Agassi did Crystal Meth, what was John McEnroe doing?
she has double-d's AND she knows what level Pidgeot evolves. don't tell me she's not a keeper
She opened a beer bottle with her armpit and then gave me a cigarette from the waistband of her underwear. I dont know if I want to be her or marry her.
These bathrooms are miraculous. I'd love to have sex in here. Wow. I've peed 5 times.
Is it bad that i wanna bang this girl ONLY because she looks like my cousin?
Probably for the best. My morning wood is pretty horrible. I wouldn't want to tip the earth's axis/ create a new magnetic pole
Have you ever been up at one in the morning and thought to yourself, "I do not know nearly enough about penguin reproduction"?
When's the last time you had sex near some ducks?
Steven and I talked about running for office again today. It's fucked that my 3 dream jobs are marijuana bakery owner, bar owner, and president.
Etiquette question... How do you tell your mother that her nipple is out in her fb profile picture?
And on the 323rd day without sex, God finally said let there be light...or love?
I admire the fact that you replicated my apartment on the roof but I would appreciate it more if you would move all my stuff off the roof and back into my apartment.
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