You work out of a Hotel?
Went to gas station for smokes. three cops pulled in. got gas i didn't need. found diff gas station.
good choice.
she looks like stephen colbert with that blond wig he was wearing last night.
$1 margaritas. This happy hour needs to end.
I lost track of him after he threw the handful of pennies at the 2 female cops and ran into the darkness. I heard a tazer and a scream. All that is left is his flip flop. Its like hes drunken man-derella.
I feel like all of the victims from Seven. Best birthday weekend ever.
I feel like death gave me a hand job
I've had balls on my face twice in last 48 hours and I STILL haven't got laid!
somehow I feel like "adventures with cocaine and molly" wouldn't be an appropriate "How I Spent My Spring Break" essay topic.
I just got a get of my turf look from a hooker. Apparently, Ninja Turtles T-shirt+Jeans+Flip-Flops=Hooker Gear. Woot.
Shout out to this stomach virus for helping me prepare for whatever slutty Halloween costume I decide to wear.
I'm pretty sure male strippers are the last things I need in my life right now.
The profile of her ass is just unreal. Weird way to use profile I know, but never more accurate
Your choices in alcohol this weekend are thoroughly disappointing
The playlist was "songs to sing in the shower". I literally got fucked to Footloose.
Randomize
