It's what's on the inside that counts(972): They probably have big open vaginas so the inside is no good
I definitely ripped a mole off of her back in the process
The future queen of Norway was pregnant with a druglord's baby when she met the prince. We still have hope.
i just woke up to a text from him apologizing for making me eat a full lemon
Don't upload the drink o meter to your google calendar. Somehow binge drinking looks even worse with a time stamp.
You told my mom you were going to "Raw Dawg some randoms." That Drunk.
Looking forward to meeting the person naked and passed out at my kitchen table.
I'm looking at some sugar baby profiles to get some insight on what we're up against.
Just busted the chick who slept with my boyfriend with alcohol. God I love being an RA.
I want you more than I want a burrito.
I'm not as filling.
idk i usually just blame everything on steve
Steve quit two months ago
he drank half a bottle of bushmills, stood up to pee over the side, pissed his pants, sat in the puddle on the deck, told me my life goals were stupid and impossible, and wouldn't leave until 5am. by the time I got up at 8 I had 4 texts and 2 fb messages from him. AND HE STILL THINKS IT WENT WELL
I'm setting goals and achieving them. I'd say I'm quite mature for my age.
You're goal was to fuck him and you don't even remember it.
We need a kiddie pool and lots of cornstarch
I have acquired a mango...tonight is successful so far
Her name is susan
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