i was unaware that anal sex sometimes ends with shit on the bed.
The door to door salesmen do not expect you to be drunk at 3 in the afternoon
Honestly, I don't care if the only reason she gave me her beer was because she was bisexual and wanted to touch my vagina. Beer is beer.
Well, I just watched him puke into his pitcher at the bar, I doubt he cares about anything other than the fact that he needs a new beer.
i just wasnt prepared to have the baby of one of two french firemen. threesomes are too confusing.
She sucked my dick while i watched james bond. And they say marriage sucks
Can you fuck me on the kitchen counter at some point? I'll lysol it after
let's be real here, you have a beautiful vagina. this kid is a doctors son. that's a remedy for beautiful rich grandkids. he is just trying water his family tree, and make sure he doesn't end up in some piece of shit adult home. go for it.
I'll ask around, all of my friends have girlfriends now for the most part though so they're all dead inside
She has dubbed herself the Pied Piper of Penis and keeps yelling about getting Cocktober started... Will send pix soon
This is the third year in a row that Mario has fallen through a table on New Years. I'm sensing a tradition developing.
I felt kinda awkward walking into his house in nothing but lingerie and my dead grandmas overcoat
WHAT HAS MY LIFE COME TO I'M MAKING A SCARF FOR A PENIS
We had a company shotgunning beers contest in the parking lot today, and I won. God bless America!
I just took a picture of Austin's dick wearing a hat. Except its not a hat it's a DayQuil cap.
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