found out what b.m.t stands for.
what did you think?
bread, meat, tomatoes, but then i realized that could be practically any sub.
"Monday" is guna come over...
but its Thursday?
yeah, but she cant make it.Monday can...so there ya go
making cat noises will not fix the situation.
5th glass of wine. There's pictures of Jesus everywhere. It's like you're constantly reminded of your sins here.
I have an excuse to be a whore in Mexico. I'm conducting an experiment to see if small dicks are caused by the poor drinking water.
Come my child we shall walk thru the pasture of amazing sex and corndogs. Hint:some corndogs are not corndogs.
you know it was a successful halloween when you wake up and have a firecracker in your tits
You thought there were zombies attacking us so you tried to tuck and roll out of a moving vehicle. Also you should consider wearing underwear
Too stoned. Randomly can't get the image of Emilio estevez's smiling face out of my head. What is life.
My tits became the mascot for the SAE house last night.
It was a simpler time. With fewer STDs.
the hot lifeguard just pulled a McDonald's cheeseburger out of her fanny pack.
Dude!! Who the fuck glued Cheetos to my couch? Bastards!!
Just fell down the stairs..might wanna call the ambulance jus take the weed out of my pocket be4 they come..
I've finally become one of those chicks with a taco in her purse.
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