does he have a tent? the camping kind not the boner kind.
I dont think problem is the right word. Problems arent something you enjoy. Life would be too boring without gambling.
there was this guy running across campus barefoot in the pouring rain stepping in all the puddles. i want his life. and i want to be stripper.
Uh oh I Hage to dance yes, my feet are Whitney Houston
What I love about college? The kid tripping balls has a kayak made readily available to him on any given Wednesday, Saturday, or Sunday.
scream really loud. we think you crawled under the deck
Logically he should not be walking around...after that fall he should be in a hospital in a medically induced coma
The only excuse this guy at the club had for trying to make out with me as soon as I met him was "I AM FROM MEXICOOO"
Sometimes I think I'm witty and funny, and then I realize it 3pm and I'm drunk
I really care about you, but im still gonna have to make you pay for dinner from the pain and suffering in my knees and vagina.
A beef tasting is not what I needed while hungover
I called my mom while I was blackout drunk, and told her I was drunk, safe, and happy. But really, I was just drunk.
I want to be "performing a disservice to society by actually wearing clothes in public" hot.
He fucked me so hard my hair extensions fell out
Last time he showed up for Christmas he went on and on about backpacking somewhere and getting ghonnorreah twice.
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